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Answer 1

Answer:

yea it is

Explanation:

Answer 2

Answer:

TRUE

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Related Questions

Which two terms above are needed for a free enterprise/market economy to succeed?


Government


Capital


Technology



Entrepreneurship


(Pick two)

Please answer I don’t have much time!
I’ll give brainliest to best answer and the one that’s right pleaseee

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Government and capital of I’m wrong I’m sorryyyy
entrepreneurship, capital

The main conflict between Native American groups in Texas was over __________.
a.
land
b.
food
c.
horses
d.
arranged marriages


Please select the best answer from the choices provided

A
B
C
D

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Answer:

A

Explanation:

ok pay attention and answer again.

Which TWO of the following statements represent main ideas from the article?
1. Recent discoveries about Harappa have disproven old assumptions about the ancient world.
2. The Harappan people left few major religious monuments because they primarily worshipped outdoors.
3. Many technologically advanced innovations originated in Harappa.
4. Unlike many other civilizations, Harappa was united peacefully and often featured elected leadership.

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Answer:

where is the article

Explanation:

2,3 or 3,4 seem the most likely but there is no article attached to go off of

Why is it hard for a poor family to break out of the cycle of malnutrition?

Practice
Write your response in 2 to 3 complete sentences.

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Family planning (healthy timing and spacing of pregnancy) Water, sanitation and hygiene. Nutrition-sensitive agriculture. Food safety and food processing.

Which of the following is a contribution of Stephen F. Austin to the development of Texas?

A.He established a mission at Galveston Bay

B.He helped draft the Mexican Constitution of 1824

C.He founded the first large Anglo colony in Texas

D.He explored the Rio Grande and West Texas

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Answer:

c

Explanation:

Remarks at the Dedication of the Aerospace Medical Health Center

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Answer:

sorry i am only seeing this now

Explanation:

Read this excerpt from "Wiley, His Mama, and the Hairy Man” in The People Could Fly

He hollered, "There's nothin here but a sucklin pig!"

This excerpt is from which part of the story?

the exposition
the rising action
the climax
the resolution

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Answer: D. The Resolution

Recall the last four lines of the poem: “Life doesn’t frighten me at all / Not at all / Not at all. / Life doesn’t frighten me at all.” What effect do these lines have on the meaning of the poem?

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Answer:

Well, just from those lines it looks  very eery I guess you could say, or even that the character has some mental problems. It has a very darkening effect on the poem.

Explanation:

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Answer:life doesn’t frighten me so it will be C

To help paint an accurate mural at school, a student should use a

digital graphics program to map out a design.
digital blueprints program to create a template.
computer animation program to bring the mural to life.
color chart to pick out the right colors.

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B. Digital blueprints program to create Template
Option 2. I think but if it were and option all of the above would also be accurate.

After math class, Heidi looked for a classmate to walk with, but the other students rushed out too quickly. She found the lesson on algebra confusing and wanted to talk about it with a classmate. Now, Heidi is worried she won't be able to complete her homework.

What problem is Heidi most likely experiencing?

She has too much homework.
She does not understand algebra.
She does not have any friends.
She needs to move faster to keep up.

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Answer:

it b

Explanation:

i took the 2021 edge test

What is the importance of the Mississippi River in the United States?
Group of answer choices

It is a barrier to transportation and irrigation

It is a transportation corridor for shipping goods and materials.

It provides a huge advantage to national defense.

It helps to increase trade with Canada

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Answer:

it is a transportation corridor

It is a transportation corridor

Match the landmark with the city in which it is located.
Column A
1.Sankore Mosque and University:
2.The Great Mosque
3. Djinguereber Mosque
4. The Tomb of Askia Muhammad:

Column B
a.Timbuktu
b.Djenné
c.Gao

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Answer:

1 is a

2 is c

3 is a

c is b

Explanation:

1. Sankore Mosque and University  A Timbuktu

2. The Great Mosque  C Gao

3. Djinguereber Mosque  A Timbuktu

4.   The Tomb of Askia Muhammad  C Gao

Please answe fast!
The Whigs became a political party in 1828. They opposed which of these things Jacksonian Democrats believed in?

Abolishing the Bank of the United States?

Aid for small famers and westerners

Refusal to uphold Supreme Court rulings and continued Presidential vetoes of Congress

All of the above

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All of the above so the last one

Answer:

Abolishing the Bank of the United States.

Explanation:

It was right on my test and my friends :)

Jackson supported states’ rights over the preservation of the Union during the Nullification

True

false

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Answer:

True

Explanation:

Jackson supported states’ rights over the preservation of the Union during the Nullification

Answer:

True!

Explanation:

I took the exam :)

Which of the following statements is false?
a.
The Texas Revolution was sparked, in part, over a fight over a cannon.
b.
The Texans easily defeated Mexican forces in the first two battles.
c.
The Texan way of fighting helped them defeat the Mexicans in at least one battle.
d.
Stephen F. Austin was greatly respected by the Texan army.

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Answer:

a The Texas Revolution was sparked, in part, over a fight over a cannon.

Explanation:

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The Yazoo Land Act of 1795 sold much of modem Mississippi and Alabama to four land development companies for $500,000. The Act was passed by the General Assembly and signed by the
governor of Georgia
Which additional factor associated with the Yazoo Land Act MOST contributed to public opposition to the deal?
A
Many in the state believed that $500,000 was far less than the land was worth
B
Many in the state supported prominent Georgia senator, James Jackson, who was opposed to the act and wanted it nullified
С
Many in the state had discovered that land companies had bribed some members of the Georgia General Assembly to pass the act.
D
Many in the state felt that the land lottery system was a much fairer and more equitable method to distribute land to the residents of Georgia,

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I think is D

Explanation:

Really don't remember that much from last year

define the following:


Loess-


Oracle Bone-


Mandate of Heaven-


Dynastic Cycle-


Feudalism-

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Answer:

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Loess- a loosely compacted yellowish-gray deposit of windblown sediment of which extensive deposits occur, e.g., in eastern China and the American Midwest
Oracle Bone- are pieces of ox scapula or turtle plastron, which were used for pyromancy – a form of divination – in ancient China, mainly during the late Shang dynasty. Scapulimancy is the correct term if ox scapulae were used for the divination, plastromancy if turtle plastrons were used.
Mandate of Heaven- The Mandate of Heaven is a Chinese political and religious teaching that was used in ancient and imperial China to justify the rule of the King or Emperor of China. According to this belief, Heaven embodies the natural order and the will of the just ruler of China, the "Son of Heaven" of the "Celestial Empire".
Dynastic cycle- is an important political theory in the Chinese history. According to this theory, each dynasty in Chinese history, rises to a political, cultural, and economic peak and then, because of moral corruption, declines, loses the Mandate of Heaven, and falls, only to be replaced by a new dynasty.
Feudalism- the dominant social system in medieval Europe, in which the nobility held lands from the Crown in exchange for military service, and vassals were in turn tenants of the nobles, while the peasants (villeins or serfs) were obliged to live on their lord's land and give him homage, labor, and a share of the produce, notionally in exchange for military protection.

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Answer:

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Explanation:

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Answer:

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How can you describe a mineral that has a measure of 8 on the hardness scale, sparkles, and breaks into square chunks? (2 points)

a
It is soft, metallic, and has cleavage.

b
It is hard, metallic, and has cleavage.

c
It is hard, non-metallic, and has cleavage.

d
It is hard, metallic, and does not have cleavage.

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Answer: B

Explanation: the higher the number the harder the mineral

You describe a mineral that has a measure of 8 on the hardness scale, sparkles, and breaks into square chunks as it is hard, metallic, and has cleavage. Thus, option B is correct.

What is a mineral?

A mineral is an inanimate substance or molecule that occurs in nature and has recognizable chemical properties, degree of crystallinity, and physical characteristics.

One can mention a hard, silvery, and cleaved material that possesses a hardness rating of 8, sparkles, and fractures into squared bits. Cleavage is the term for this breaking capacity.

Whenever a mineral splits apart in unpredictably, it experiences a fractured. Cleavage is the term for this breaking capacity. When a rock splits apart unexpectedly or unpredictably, it experiences a fracture.

Therefore, option B is the correct option.

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Would other Arabs in the Middle East support Israel or Palestine? Why?

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Answer:

In Israel and in much of the Western world, we tend to think the Arab world is united in its support for the Palestinians — that it wants nothing more than to solve the Palestinian problem by giving them a state, and that all Arabs and Muslims love the Palestinians and hate Israel. This is a simplistic and incomplete view. While it is true that many, perhaps even the majority, of Arabs and Muslims hate Israel, there are a good many who hate the Palestinians just as much.

Explanation:

Their hatred of Israel stems from its success at surviving despite wars, terror, boycotts, and constant enmity. It stems from the fact that a Jewish state exists even though Judaism, in the Muslim view, was superseded by Islam, the “true religion.” This hatred is exacerbated by other stark disparities: Israel is a democracy while many Arabs and Muslims live under dictatorships; Israel is rich while many Arabs and Muslims are poor; Israel is a paradise compared to some Arab countries. In short, they despise Israel because it has succeeded in areas where they have failed.

yeah savannahtopaz is completely right arabs don't support israel never had they despise israel and have been trying to destroy it since forever

Which statement BEST explains the bias of an interviewer in asking questions?
a. she asks the questions to which she wants the answer
b. she asks the questions the interviewer is most likely to answer
c. she asks the questions her teacher or employee has told her to ask
d. she asks the questions about the most important events in a person's life
( PLS HAVE AN EXPLANATION)

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Answer:

D

Explanation:

I believe it is D because when you are being interviewed they are wanting to know the important events that happened in your life to lead up to that interview.

A she can ask what she wants to hear and cherry pick excerpts.

Can a person under the influence of a love charm or potion be married in California? why or Why not?

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Answer:

yes

Explanation:

because it's their own right to decide if they want to or not.

Which Sumerian invention led to long-distance trade?
Please help

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Answer
Mesopotamia Trade

Explanation
With the development of the wheel and sail, transportation of goods became easier. Heavy bulk goods could travel by ox cart or be loaded onto riverboats. Most long-distance trade, however, was carried out by caravans using donkeys as pack animals

Answer:

Mesopotamina trade

Explanation:

With the development of the wheel and sail, transportation of goods became easier. Heavy bulk goods could travel by ox cart or be loaded onto riverboats. Most long-distance trade, however, was carried out by caravans using donkeys as pack animals.

what's is special about boris

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Boris is Boris we love him‼️

What lasting impact did Reformation have on the Church, Europe and the Americas?

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Answer:

Ultimately the Protestant Reformation led to modern democracy, skepticism, capitalism, individualism, civil rights, and many of the modern values we cherish today. The Protestant Reformation increased literacy throughout Europe and ignited a renewed passion for education.The Reformation seemed to lessen the opportunity for peasants to challenge their place in the class structure. Middle class members were more able to challenge the authority of the church; they took Luther's ideas of free-thinking and grasped the opportunity to have more control over their religious practices.

Explanation:

Put the following events in order of when they happened: Invasion of Iraq, Persian Gulf War, WWI, Creation of Israel, War in Afghanistan

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Answer:

1. WWI

2. Creation of Israel

3. Persian Gulf War

4. War in Afghanistan

5. Invasion of Iraq

Explanation:

WWI happened July 1914

Creation of Israel was May 1948

Then there were to invasions of Iraq but one of them was called the Persian Gulf War which happened in the 1990's

The War in Afghanistan was October 2001

The second Invasion of Iraq was March 2003

WWI, creation of Israel Persian gulf war, war in Afghanistan, invasion of iraq

Put the following events in European History in order of occurrence:



WWI, WWII, Cold War, European Union


WWI, WWII, European Union, Cold War


WWI, European Union, WWII, Cold War


European Union, WWI, WWII, Cold War

((1st was Nationalism. 1800-Present.))

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Answer:

B) wwl, wwll, european union, cold war

Explanation:

The answer would be B

WWI, WWII, European Union, Cold War

Hernando de Soto was the first European to reach ___________.
a.
the Rio Grande River
b.
the Brazos River
c.
the Mississippi River
d.
the Pacos River


Please select the best answer from the choices provided

A
B
C
D

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C. The Mississippi River
the mississippi river

How did European involvement in Southwest Asia impact the region after the collapse of the
Ottoman Empire following WWI?
A Many Europeans immigrated to Southwest Asia.
B. Countries in Southwest Asia modeled their government after European governments
(democracies)
C. Political borders were decided by European powers without consideration of the political and
historic connections in the regions (Artificial Political Boundaries)
D. European power's presence in Southwest Asia established a long period of peace and improved
relations with non-Muslim western nations.

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Answer:

c

Explanation:

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How did Europeans drawing new borders in the Middle East cause conflict?

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Answer:

The biblical Promised Land led to a political movement, Zionism, to establish a Jewish homeland in Palestine, in the Middle East. From 1920 to 1947, the British Empire had a mandate over Palestine. ... The increasing number of Jewish people immigrating to the Holy Land increased tensions in the region

Explanation:

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Answer:

Explanation:

old British-French plan that helped create the modern-day Middle East rule since the early 16th Century into new countries - and relegated These differences were buried, first under the Arabs' struggle to eject the European ...

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