Can someone solve the joke please?

Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?

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Answer 1

Answer:

Because the teacher told him  to take a seat.

Answer 2

Answer:

Lol. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.


Related Questions

what is in math solve the following equation 35x-7y=49

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Answer:

There is no solution for either variable without further information, as there are two variables given, but only one relationship between them.

You could however use them as a description of a line, which gives every possible solution.

35x - 7y = 49

7y = 35x - 49

y = 5x - 7

We now have an expression describing a line with a slope of five, which crosses the y axis at (0, -7) and the x axis at (1.4, 0)

find the product of the monomial and polynomial xyz*(2x+3y^2-3z^2)

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Answer:

2x^2yz + 3xy^3z - 3xyz^3

Step-by-step explanation:

First you must distribute:

xyz(2x) + xyz(3y^2) + xyz(-3z^2)

Then simplify:

2xyxx + 3xyzy^2 - 3xyz * z^2

And finally simplify each term:

2x^2yz + 3xy^3z - 3xyz^3


pls help with thisss

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Answer:

i will help plz put the question here copy it so i can help u

Step-by-step explanation:

Help !!!
See question in image.
Please show workings .

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Answer:

see explanation

Step-by-step explanation:

Given f(x) then the derivative f'(x) from first principles is

f'(x) = lim ( h tends to 0 ) [tex]\frac{f(x+h)-f(x)}{h}[/tex]

      = lim ( h to 0 ) [tex]\frac{3(x+h)^3+2-(3x^3+2)}{h}[/tex]

      = lim ( h to 0 ) [tex]\frac{3(x^3+3x^2h+3xh^2+h^3)+2-3x^3-2}{h}[/tex]

      = lim ( h to 0 ) [tex]\frac{3x^3+9x^2h+9xh^2+3h^3-3x^3}{h}[/tex]

      = lim ( h to 0 ) [tex]\frac{9x^2h+9xh^2+3h^3}{h}[/tex]

      = lim ( h to 0 ) [tex]\frac{h(9x^2+9xh+3h^3)}{h}[/tex] ← cancel h on numerator/ denominator

      = lim ( h to 0 ) 9x²+9xh+3h² ← let h go to zero

f'(x) = 9x²

(x+y)^4 I am trying to simplify this problem and am kinda confused by it​

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Answer:

This is already as simple as it will get.  You could expand it though.  In that case you'd get:

(x + y)⁴

= (x² + 2xy + y²)²

= x⁴ + 2x³y + x²y² + 2x³y + 4x²y² + 2xy³ + x²y² + 2xy³ + y⁴

=  x⁴ + 4x³y + 6x²y² +4xy³ + y⁴

But this doesn't simplify at all.

hey its me againnnnnnn i need some help here =v=

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Answer:

Step-by-step explanation:

42 square units

Kayla and totsakan each improved their yards by planting hostas and shrubs. They bought their supplies from the same store. Kayla spent $80 on 8 hostas and 5 shrubs. Totsakan spent $85 on 9 hostas and 5 shrubs, find the cost of one hosta and the cost of obe shrub.

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Answer: one hosta = $5

One shrub = $8.

Step-by-step explanation:

Let the cost of one hosta be h

Let the cost of one shrub be s

Kayla spent $80 on 8 hostas and 5 shrubs. This can be written as:

8h + 5s = 80 ..... i

Totsakan spent $85 on 9 hostas and 5 shrubs. This can be written as:

9h + 5s = 85 ..... ii

8h + 5s = 80 ..... i

9h + 5s = 85 ..... ii

Subtract i from ii.

h = 5

The cost of one hosta is $5

Since 8h + 5s = 80

8(5) + 5s = 80

40 + 5s = 80

5s = 80 - 40

5s = 40

s = 40/5 = 8

One shrub cost $8.

Nancy's cell phone company automatically deducts $30 from her bank
account every month to pay her bill.
Nancy does not add money to her bank account. What is the change in
Nancy's bank account after 6 months?

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Answer:

5

Step-by-step explanation:

30/6=5

19/10 equals x - 23/6


Please help me quickly!!!

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Answer:

7 17/60

Step-by-step explanation:

you do 6x10 witch is 60 then you do 19 x 23 witch is 437 then divide that by 60 and that is 7 and you have 17 leftover

What is the solution to −9x−6≥−3(x−4) ?

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The answer is

x ≤ -3  

Question is in picture below

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[tex]find \: lengh \: bc \: because \: find \: the \: base \: area \: \\ bc = ad \\ from \: ac = 15mm \\ ab = 12mm \\ from Pythagoras \: {c}^{2} = {a}^{2} + {b}^{2} \\ is \: {(ac)}^{2} = {(bc)}^{2} + {(ab)}^{2} \\ 15 ^{2} = {(bc)}^{2} + {12}^{2} \\ {(bc)}^{2} = 15^{2} - {12}^{2} \\ bc = \sqrt{{15}^{2} - {12}^{2} } \\ bc = \sqrt{225 - 144} \\ bc = \sqrt{81} \\ bc = 9 \: or \: - 9 \\ bc = 9 \\ base \: area \: = bc \: \times \: ab \\ = 9 \times 12 = 108 {mm}^{2} \\ volume \: pyramid \: = \: \frac{1}{3} \times base \: area \times hight \\ = \frac{1}{3} \times 108 {mm}^{2} \times 13mm \\ = 468 {mm}^{3} [/tex]

Sushil and Fiona win some money and share it in the ratio 4:1. Sushil gets £33 more than
Fiona. How much did they get altogether?

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Sushli 4x
Fiona x
Sushli x+33
X+33=4x
3x=33
x=11

x+4x=5x=£55

I was distracted
And in traffic
I didn't feel it
When the earthquake happened
But it really got me thinkin'
Were you out drinkin'?
Were you in the living room
Chillin' watchin' television?
It's been a year now
Think I've figured out how
How to let you go and let communication die out
I know, you know, we know
You weren't down for forever and it's fine
I know, you know, we know
We weren't meant for each other and it's fine
But if the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
You'd come over and you'd stay the night
Would you love me for the hell of it?
All our fears would be irrelevant
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
The sky'd be falling and I'd hold you tight
And there wouldn't be a reason why
We would even have to say goodbye
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
Right?
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
Right?
I tried to imagine
Your reaction
It didn't scare me when the earthquake happened
But it really got me thinkin'
That night we went drinkin'
Stumbled in the house
And didn't make it past the kitchen
Ah, it's been a year now
Think I've figured out how
How to think about you without it rippin' my heart out
I know, you know, we know
You weren't down for forever and it's fine
I know, you know, we know
We weren't meant for each other and it's fine
But if the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
You'd come over and you'd stay the night
Would you love me for the hell of it?
All our fears would be irrelevant
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
The sky'd be falling while I'd hold you tight
No, there wouldn't be a reason why
We would even have to say goodbye
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
You'd come over, right?
You'd come over, you'd come over, you'd come over, right?
I know, you know, we know
You weren't down for forever and it's fine
I know, you know, we know
We weren't meant for each other and it's fine
But if the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
You'd come over and you'd stay the night
Would you love me for the hell of it?
All our fears would be irrelevant
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
The sky'd be falling while I hold you tight
No, there wouldn't be a reason why
We would even have to say goodbye
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?
You'd come over, you'd come over, you'd come over, right?
If the world was ending
You'd come over, right?

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Answer:

Yes

Step-by-step explanation:

Yes

-11 + x = 7x - 5. PLEASE HELPP WHAT DISE X EQUAL

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Answer:

x= -1

Step-by-step explanation:

Isolate the variable by dividing each side by factors that don't contain the variable.

Brainly plss?

Answer:

x=-1

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Consider the equation below
a + 9 =23
3b + 9 =23
6c + 9 = 23

Determine whether each statement about the equations is true or false

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Answer:

1. False

2. True

3. True

4. False

Step-by-step explanation:

a + 9 = 23

a = 14

3b + 9 = 23

3b = 14

b = 14/3

6c + 9 = 23

6c = 14

c = 14/6 = 7/3

Statement 1: 3a = 14 x 3 = 42, which is not equal to b.

Statement 2: 7/3 is less than 14.

Statement 3: 2c = 7/3 x 2 = 14/3 = b.

Statement 4: 6c = 14 = 3b, so the value of 6c is not greater than 3b. It is just equal to.

Please please help me!!!!

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9514 1404 393

Answer:

yy+8y-2

Step-by-step explanation:

We presume the question is equivalent to asking for the factors of the trinomial. We notice that y is a factor of every term, so ...

  volume = y(y² +6y -16)

Now, we're looking for factors of -16 that have a sum of +6.

  -16 = (-1)(16 = (-2)(8) = (-4)(4)

The factors -2 and 8 have a sum of +6, so we can factor the trinomial completely as ...

  volume = y(y -2)(y +8)

The possible dimensions are y-2, y, and y+8.

What are the zeros of the function (x) = x2 – 3x+2?

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Step-by-step explanation:

f(x) = x² - 3x + 2 = (x - 2)(x - 1).

When f(x) = 0, (x - 2)(x - 1) = 0.

=> x = 2 or x = 1.

can someone pls help me i need to know what is 2x - 1 = 7

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Answer:

The solution for x would be 4.

Step-by-step explanation:

2x - 1 = 7

The value of x is unknown, but you do know that you are multiplying 2 by x. So, if you rewrite the equation as 7+1=2x, you know that 8=2x. If you then divide both sides by 2, you're left with 4=x which would mean that the variable x has a solution of 4

The table shows the time Merrida spent driving and the number of miles she drove. She drove the same number of miles each hour.

Merrida’s Driving Time and Distance
Miles
Hours
140
4
175
5
210
6

How many miles did she travel each hour?
23 miles per hour
35 miles per hour
42 miles per hour
53 miles per hour

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Answer:

35 miles per hour.

Step-by-step explanation:

140÷4=35

!75÷5=35

210÷6=35

Answer:

❌23 miles per hour

✅35 miles per hour

❌42 miles per hour

❌53 miles per hour

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The lengths of the side of a triangle are 14 inches, 10 inches , and 8 inches. If the length of the shortest side of a similar triangle if 4 inches, the length of the longest side of the similar triangle is

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Answer:

The longest length of the similar triangle is 7 inches

Step-by-step explanation:

If two triangles are similar, the ratio of their sides are equal

We shall be working the shortest and longest side of both

What we have here will be that;

The shortest length/ the longest length ratio in both triangles will be the same

Let the longest side of the similar triangle be x

8/14 = 4/x

8x = 4 * 14

x = (4 * 14)/8

x = 7 inches

Can someone pls help me with these two

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That first one would be 14/ tan( 13)

The second would be 9 x cos(47)

which of the following numbers is NOT a solution of the equation |x + 5| = x + 5?
-10
5
-5
0

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Answer:

-10 is not a solution to the equation

Step-by-step explanation:

I don't really have an explanation

You buy 11 bagels with a $20 bill. How much change do you receive?

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can’t answer the question without knowing the price of the bagels

well 6 bagels cost $7.50  and you bought 11 bagel with a $20 dollar bill

so answer that


Select the correct answer.
You're given three angle measurements of 30°, 70°, and 80°.
How many triangles can you construct using these measurements?

A. 0
B. 1
C. 2
D. Infinitely many





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The answer is C.2 that is the answer

Answer:

The answer is not 1 or 0

I think its D. infinitely many

Step-by-step explanation:

Estimate 307% of 29.

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Answer:

89.03

Step-by-step explanation:

29x3.07=89.03

1. Evaluate
2

for x = 1
2
and y = 3


2. Nick is renting a car while his car is in the shop being repaired. His budget for the rental is at most
$120. If the cost to rent the car is $25 plus $.75 per mile how many mile can he drive it? Write and
solve an inequality

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Answer:

Step-by-step explanation:

2. (7.3B)Gwen has $29.00. If she buys 2 shortcakes at $3.99 each and 7 pounds of strawberries
for $7.67 from the grocery store, how much money will Gwen have left in dollars and cents ?
A) $14.00
B) $32.99
C) $20.50
D) $13.35

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Answer:

d. $13.35

Step-by-step explanation:

subtract

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2. Mr. Thompson is on a diet. He currently weighs 260 pounds. He
loses 4 pounds per month.
a. Write a linear model that represents Mr. Thompson's weight after
m months.
b. After how many months will Mr. Thompson reach his goal
weight of 220 pounds?

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a. w = -4m + 260

b. 10 months

What is the slope of y = -4x - 3

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Answer:

-4

Step-by-step explanation:

Answer:s

slope of -4x-3: m=-4

Arianna buys computer games from an online store. Each game she orders costs $25, and shipping for her total order is $10. Arianna wants to spend $110. How many computer games can Arianna buy? Create an equation for the problem here.

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Answer:

She can order 4 computer games.

Step-by-step explanation:

110-10=100

100÷25=4

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